50 Fun Would You Rather Dilemmas That Always Start a Fight

Here are 50 dilemmas that always start a fight. Stolen from group chats, late-night calls, and our own Would You Rather Infinite generator.

Funny

1. Sneeze glitter for life, or cry maple syrup when sad?
2. Always speak in rhymes, or always whisper?
3. Fight 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?
4. Have hiccups forever, or feel the need to sneeze forever?
5. Auto-translate every text into Comic Sans, or every email into pirate-speak?

Moral

6. Know how you die, or know when?
7. Read minds, or be invisible at will?
8. Be famous and broke, or rich and unknown?
9. Save 5 strangers or 1 person you love?
10. Tell only the truth, or never speak again?

Extreme

11. Lose all your photos or all your contacts?
12. Never use the internet again, or never leave 100km from home?
13. Be stuck in 2009 forever, or skip to age 70?
14. Fight your way out of a haunted house, or spend one night in a real one?
15. Forget your best friend's name forever, or your favourite movie's plot?

Weird

16. Speak fluent dolphin, or read every dog's mind?
17. Smell colours, or hear textures?
18. Replace your blood with honey, or your bones with rubber?
19. Have fingers as long as your legs, or legs as long as your fingers?
20. Sweat permanent ink, or grow hair the colour of your mood?

(Yes, this is only 20 — the full 50 are in the game itself, plus thousands of remixes.)